... THE SITUATION IN THE KNITABULOUS CASUALTY WARD IS AT MELTDOWN POINT ...
Autumn Rose, you have to wait. Even though you require the longest operation, your need is not acute as the others.
Pretty as a Peacock, you need some serious cosmetic surgery, for right now you're not all that pretty. All that shoddy work the previous surgeon did will have to come out. What? I did it? No, you must be mistaken, I have an evil twin you know. I think I can rebuild you in time for the show - you'll be faster, better, stronger - the bionic shawl.
Sock, why didn't you come and see me about this earlier? I'll prescribe you a steroid, hopefully we'll see an improvement by the time you need to go to your blind date, 1 March.
Oh honey, don't look at me like that ... a surgeon's work is never done. You know you're just mmm, perfect. Will you wait there while I get rid of these patients and I can really lay my hands on you baby? Pour yourself a drink, I'll be there as soon as I can.
Hey kids, The purple yarn and I are off to the Carribean for the next few weeks. I'll return with presents, I promise.
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I read about your dilemma on Rav - oh dear - good luck with the surgery/cosmetic work!!
Oh, I wish I could send help: Stat!!! Nothing like a sense of humour to see you through your trials. Now I am singing the Banana Boat song, have a wonderful holiday!!!
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